Tangerine or Pineapple?

Leave your decision down below in the comments.

TANGERINE FTW. Because they're in the Orange family. I have a thing for Oranges.

And Pineapple? Gosh, they're spiky and...hurt your tongue. Not good, not good, not good. And (hinthint, Lois) THEY DON'T LOOK APPEALING.

heehee.

(FYI: Everytime the cafeteria serves tangerines for lunch, Lois has to hand over 20 NT. Everytime they serve pineapples. I guess I'll be the one raking out 20NT to her.)

Top Model Girls~~

Cycle 16 has been the best cycle yet. (Actually, it might be tied with Cycle 7). And Tyra didn't lie when she said this cycle would be different. All the girls in this cycle (except for Dominique) were AWESOME in their own way. (Like Molly's awesomeness would not be the same as Hannah's because...well, lets just say one always looks like this: >:( , while the other's always like: :D ) So let me do a little break down of what I think of all the girls.

Angelia: Okay, we never really saw much of her AT ALL. Maybe that just had to do with her being kicked out the first week. And remember her whole speech on how we should remember her face because "I AM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL." ? Well, I wasn't seeing much of her face anymore after that episode...

Ondrei: Oh bless that dear child's soul...and at the same time, maybe try to revive her dead brothers.

Nicole: Tyra: "You look old."

Dominique: Okay, first off. I'm really sorry, but, WHY IS THIS GIRL EVEN ON THE SHOW, MAN? I swear, every single girl in my school is much prettier than her. And prob knows how to work that mess of a dress she wore in her last episode better than her. She has this weird way of talking..."Don't kick me in da ...... or I weel kick yoo in de head." And mymymy, her philosophy in life: If you have the elephant, you can talk.

Sara: This girl...she was pretty fun. But...I don't get her whole "I'm so manly after my makeover" thing because you know...you didn't really have much hair to start with....So a few wisps cut off really don't make a difference, honey. You're just more Tyra-approved. And that's supposed to be a good thing.

Mikaela: ERGH. I WAS REALLY MAD AT THIS GIRL. She looks AMAZING. Her personality is AMAZING. Her photos are AMAZINGLY CRAPPY. Tyra really liked her. The only reason she stayed for all those weeks. I just feel very sorry for her because she seemed to be pushing herself. But...didn't really work out. Sorry Mikky.

Monique: "Having a booty, it's just kinda...stressfulll."Lolll.

Jaclyn: Aww this girl is just too cute. Her "Oh Maa Lord"s are ridiculously cute. Her elimination?: Pretty fair.

Kasia: Oh man. I got very tired of her "I'm a fiercely real model so I gotta work it because I think being plus size...you just hafta work harder." BUT OMGOSH. Her skin and face? That. Is another story. I feel sorry for her elimination. She really had a super week photo and looked not-so-good at the photoshoot. But....really, she was working hard. And if the other girls weren't so ridiculously good, she would've stayed. Meaning, if she was in another cycle, she probably would've made it to top two.

Alexandria: One phrase: "Girl you're going doowwwwnnn~" (finger twist thingay)

And I have too much to say about Brittani and Hannah so I'll leave it at that.

BRITTANI FTW. And I love Hannah too. But really, I have no faith that she will win.

Tribute to Play Practice

So I'm feeling awfully sad that there's no play practice today since the play is over. Okay, not awfully sad. Just...well, okay. A little bit sad. But also a little bit happy. (Sorry, Zoe, but you DO kinda get tired of those...) Anywayz, I decided to record all our "moments" in here. And if my director(s) read this, they will probably freak about how obnoxious we actually were. And corrupted.

Moment #1: So, we're doing improv. and then Emily gets this great one of fighting with Becca over Malachi. (Something like that.) So they're talking and talking and gradually, they all run out of words. (The whole point of improv. is kinda NOT to run out. Ahem, Em.) So Emily, being so incredibly smart, all of the sudden, with the most creepy and flirty voice says, "Stop moooovvinnng~" to Malachi. And Lois and I just bust up laughing. Okay, this is just not any kind of "Stop moving~". You would've thought Emily was trying to seduce Malachi. Serious. And at the moment, I almost did think that's what she was trying to do.

Moment #2: Zoe (one of our directors-- correction, one of our AWESOME, LOVELY, EXCELLENT directors (that was just in case she's reading this blog)) said, "We have an announcment to make." Lois whispers, "Lemme guess, you and Caleb are now a couple." Josephine whispers back, "Yeah, and they're going to elope." Unfortunately, this is the part where she started making the announcement, and it was about how we couldn't eat food during practice. = =

Moment #3: Zoe: We are now going to do the counting from one to twenty excercise. We had lotsa fun doing that last time. Lois: That's wut she said

Moment #4: So, it's improv. time again. And Jay gets to get a ticket for speeding or something. And the "police" says,"Where's your drivers license?" Jay says its in his pants somewhere else. And I whisper "Keep your pants on, dude" to Lois. And police says, "Where are those pants?" "In Alaska", Jay says. So after practice we're teasing Jay. "Jay? Why are your pants in Alaska?" "Did you meet some hot chick there?" "Why didn't you keep your pants on?" "Who's the girl you met?" "Did you do something with her?" "How come you never told us about this girl?" Yup, we have pretty wrong minds. Hey, it's not my fault.

Moment #5: We're rehearsing a chase scene and Lois and fellow co-star Malachi has to get close and pretend they're scared. Well, halfway through, Lois starts laughing realllly hard, and acts really embarrassed, and did I mention she was laughing really hard? Anywayz, we finish rehearsal and I asked her why she kept on laughing. Lois: "I accidentally touched Malachi's butt."

Moment #6: Caleb: "GUYS, FOCUS!" times 13. He has a tendency to do that.

Moment #7: Like most people, we do warm-ups before our play practice. So Mrs. B leads those. This is usually how it goes: "Now guyz, I want you to stay in character and make BIG motions, BIIIIG MOTIONS. OOONNNE, TWOOOO, THREEE, STOP! Freeze! Don't move your eyeballs! Now let's do it tiny. Ooonnne, Twooo, Threee, stop. Good!!! Now, squish your face to one side! Good! Squish it up! Good! Now massage your jaws! Unnnhh, Annhhhh, Rrrrrr...(Sorry, but that just sounds like sex. Lois def. agrees).

Moment #8: Mrs. B and Caleb decide to show two girls how to be crazy window shoppers. I wasn't there so this is how Emily described it:
"Mrs. B: Omgoshh
Caleb: Oh. My. Gosh. Did. You. See. That purse??
Mrs. B: Like O My Gosh
Caleb: Did you see that?!?!?!!?!?
I kinda forgot
But it was really weird
and they were LINKING ARMS
MRS. B AND CALEB
AWKWARDDDDDDDDD"
Let's thank Emily for that piece of info.

The End- There are plenty more but these ones are worthy of being recorded. Oh, also, I'm too lazy to record the rest. Bye. And have a nice life.
P.S. I might add more.

OUR PLAY

So, yes, you might've heard. Lois and I are in a play. (Also Emily.) And today was the dress-rehearsal. So many things that were funny or had gone wrong, but yet, the directors that are usually incredibly strict said we did awesome. Now, I really don't know how much money went into getting them to say that, but I THINK it was from the heart. But you never know. After all, they ARE actors themselves. Lol. Soooo...first I didn't even have an outfit ready. My costume was so last minute. Let me lay this out for you: I and fellow friend are mannequins (that come alive after store hours! (pause for crowd to go "Oooooo~")). Lois is a burglar. A stupid one too. (I must say Lois portrays her character incredibly well. Like, no sarcasm.) So, me, the mannequin got my outfit together at last. Then we are running around to get our make up done. And this whole time, Lois is fussing about how incredibly horrible she looks with her bangs up and how she really needs them down and how dang old Caleb (one of the two directors) is not letting her. Then I help her pin them up nicely. And she shuts up. (Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little. Haha, Lois is probably going "Hey! Shuttup, Josephine!" as she reads this.) Then after my make up is done, (I must say I looked like half vampire half drag queen.) we all take our places on stage. My fellow co-star Saffron, is incredibly nervous. And I, even though I don't suffer stage fright, had an incredibly runny nose. Not good. The curtains open and the play begins (Actually, the curtain actually hits Saffron, like I think it smacked her in the face as it brushed by.). We say our lines and when it gets to the part where another mannequin, Jay, needs to pose with an umbrella, he can't find one so he just fumbles around and suddenly pops into this pretty hot pose. Yeah, right. It was so random. Then, it was blackout and we had to get ready for Scene Two. But because of lack of organization, we didn't know what to do with the stuffing that had been thrown out of a box earlier in the play. So I say, "WHERE DO WE PUT THE STUFFING?" And then this girl Meeghan pops up with this real great idea, "PUT IT IN MY SKIRT!" So we stuff everything into this little basket that she made by pulling the hem of her skirt upwards. Wow, right? And then since there was also lack of communication with the light crew and us, we had to do this in the dark. Real fun. And then the last part came, and Jay is suppoesd to drive away and then crash. But since the sound effects come too light, he starts making his own sound effects with his own mouth! It's really funny. And then...THE END.
At the end of it all, we had a great performance. And the cast is looking forward to our performance on Friday where everyone is going to be WATCHING us. Hope we do good. And no more stuffing stuffed into skirts.

The Taylor Column *Updated*

--Speak Now--
ENCHANTED- It's actually about Adam Young. You know, that Owl city guy? Apparently she liked him. Now some say they think Young is gay? (ahem, LOIS.) But anyone Taytay would like, is NOT gay. But maybe that's just me, since I adore her so much.
NEVER GROW UP- This is the saddest thing ever. I almost cried listening to this.
THE STORY OF US- This is a great song. People are saying it's about either Joe, John (Mayer), or Taylor. I'm 80% sure it's John Mayer. I'm too lazy to give all the reasoning. But yeah, trust me, it is. My favorite part is the bridge. I like to sing it over and over again. Basically just to practice reaching that really high note. JK.
INNOCENT- With all the media and everything, I bet you know what's going on with that song. So...'nuff said.
BETTER THAN REVENGE- This is a really bitter song. I mean, who knew sweet ol' Taylor could be so vicious. Why on earth, though, does she mention doing stuff on the mattress. I'd rather Taylor stay the innocent, sweet thing she is.
HAUNTED- Okay, this song is the funnest thing to rock out to. I just discovered that today.
Talk more some other time.

--Taylor Fashion--
(That's such a name lame. But I couldn't come up with anything else.)
Okay, basically she just wears a lotta sundresses and cardigans over them. But OMYWORD, her clothes are SO expensive. A t-shirt is like $40. That just creeps me out. No matter how much money she may make, I would never imagine her to be able to hand that sales lady a credit card and let her swipe off $40 JUST FOR A T-SHIRT! Sigh. If a T-shirt is that price, do you have some sort of idea about the dresses she wears? Sigh. She should go spend that money on coming to tour in Taiwan. Blah.

--The Boys--
So we all know each and every one of Taylor's love songs are about a particular boy. I'm going to start by talking about the song Enchanted's boy. This guy is Adam Young like I have already said. Guess what, he sang the song Enchanted "back" to Taylor but tweaked a few lyrics and added some. Here's the most "dramatic" part:
"I was never in love with someone else, I never had somebody waiting on me. Cause you were all of my dreams come true, and I just wish you knew, Taylor, I was so in love with you."
ISN'T THAT SWEET?

Teardrops on my Guitar's boy: So apparently my friend Milly has this friend who is a friend of someone who was a friend of Drew. You know, Drew... in the song. "Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so--" Yeah, that one. Anywayz, he was freaked out by the song. Lol.

Dear John's boy: 'nuff said. It's John

Gunna add more later~

Starting Off

'Kay guys.
I'm gonna start blogging again because let's face it, life is getting really boring. So what do I do when life is boring? Turn to the internet for help. So the mighty internet told me to start blogging-- ok, no, actually, it was just my friend Emily who kept on telling me to update my other blog. But since my days of 8th grade have already started, I thought it wasn't appropriate to use my summer blog.
So. The inspiration of my blog name? Well, just how annoying life is. Somedays, don't you just wanna scream at everyone and do something completely insane and out of the ordinary? No? Really? Fine, not everyone has to be like me.
Well, I'm really wondering how many people will actually read this darn thing but, like I said, it gives me a little more to do. A little less boring-ness = a little less blah-ness of life.