Tribute to Play Practice

So I'm feeling awfully sad that there's no play practice today since the play is over. Okay, not awfully sad. Just...well, okay. A little bit sad. But also a little bit happy. (Sorry, Zoe, but you DO kinda get tired of those...) Anywayz, I decided to record all our "moments" in here. And if my director(s) read this, they will probably freak about how obnoxious we actually were. And corrupted.

Moment #1: So, we're doing improv. and then Emily gets this great one of fighting with Becca over Malachi. (Something like that.) So they're talking and talking and gradually, they all run out of words. (The whole point of improv. is kinda NOT to run out. Ahem, Em.) So Emily, being so incredibly smart, all of the sudden, with the most creepy and flirty voice says, "Stop moooovvinnng~" to Malachi. And Lois and I just bust up laughing. Okay, this is just not any kind of "Stop moving~". You would've thought Emily was trying to seduce Malachi. Serious. And at the moment, I almost did think that's what she was trying to do.

Moment #2: Zoe (one of our directors-- correction, one of our AWESOME, LOVELY, EXCELLENT directors (that was just in case she's reading this blog)) said, "We have an announcment to make." Lois whispers, "Lemme guess, you and Caleb are now a couple." Josephine whispers back, "Yeah, and they're going to elope." Unfortunately, this is the part where she started making the announcement, and it was about how we couldn't eat food during practice. = =

Moment #3: Zoe: We are now going to do the counting from one to twenty excercise. We had lotsa fun doing that last time. Lois: That's wut she said

Moment #4: So, it's improv. time again. And Jay gets to get a ticket for speeding or something. And the "police" says,"Where's your drivers license?" Jay says its in his pants somewhere else. And I whisper "Keep your pants on, dude" to Lois. And police says, "Where are those pants?" "In Alaska", Jay says. So after practice we're teasing Jay. "Jay? Why are your pants in Alaska?" "Did you meet some hot chick there?" "Why didn't you keep your pants on?" "Who's the girl you met?" "Did you do something with her?" "How come you never told us about this girl?" Yup, we have pretty wrong minds. Hey, it's not my fault.

Moment #5: We're rehearsing a chase scene and Lois and fellow co-star Malachi has to get close and pretend they're scared. Well, halfway through, Lois starts laughing realllly hard, and acts really embarrassed, and did I mention she was laughing really hard? Anywayz, we finish rehearsal and I asked her why she kept on laughing. Lois: "I accidentally touched Malachi's butt."

Moment #6: Caleb: "GUYS, FOCUS!" times 13. He has a tendency to do that.

Moment #7: Like most people, we do warm-ups before our play practice. So Mrs. B leads those. This is usually how it goes: "Now guyz, I want you to stay in character and make BIG motions, BIIIIG MOTIONS. OOONNNE, TWOOOO, THREEE, STOP! Freeze! Don't move your eyeballs! Now let's do it tiny. Ooonnne, Twooo, Threee, stop. Good!!! Now, squish your face to one side! Good! Squish it up! Good! Now massage your jaws! Unnnhh, Annhhhh, Rrrrrr...(Sorry, but that just sounds like sex. Lois def. agrees).

Moment #8: Mrs. B and Caleb decide to show two girls how to be crazy window shoppers. I wasn't there so this is how Emily described it:
"Mrs. B: Omgoshh
Caleb: Oh. My. Gosh. Did. You. See. That purse??
Mrs. B: Like O My Gosh
Caleb: Did you see that?!?!?!!?!?
I kinda forgot
But it was really weird
and they were LINKING ARMS
MRS. B AND CALEB
AWKWARDDDDDDDDD"
Let's thank Emily for that piece of info.

The End- There are plenty more but these ones are worthy of being recorded. Oh, also, I'm too lazy to record the rest. Bye. And have a nice life.
P.S. I might add more.